Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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