when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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