i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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