she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
