Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
should my penis look like a turkey
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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