At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just puked most of my soul out..
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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