Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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