Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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