apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
