Pappa wants mamma naked
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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