Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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