Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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