She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Randomize
