So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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