I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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