I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
