So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just had sex on a roof
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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