my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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