ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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