i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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