Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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