she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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