piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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