so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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