You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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