My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
