The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
