and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
