How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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