physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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