So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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