dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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