I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm really busy with my period
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