why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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