We're like a lot better than the average bears
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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