You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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