You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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