But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
