The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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