I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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