rhymes with "ouble enetration"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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