Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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