Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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