hell yes lets make some ravioli
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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