when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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