Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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