Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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