I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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