need another drink. this is the easiest way
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
This couple is walking their pig around campus
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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