How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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