I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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