pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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