So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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